In case Batman gets lost, presumably..

Decisions, decisions !

Only 36% of women ever find this.

Harsh methods of population control.

All right !

Yes, well, err......?

Hope it's not too urgent.

Prince Phillip says much the same.

So make sure it's on your CV.

Hygiene is important.

It's a dream come true.

McDeath ?

Not even an emergency phone.

To chill out those stressed rabbits.

An American sign. Obviously.

Ooops, not secret anymore!!

Another dream come true....

....its time to collect on all those bets!!!

What would Columbus have thought if he had seen this sign?

Someone doesn't want company!

Slow down and smell the roses!

Truth in advertising!

Can't get lost from here!


And here are a few I was told about, but didn't see:

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in"
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."


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